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Monday, December 08, 2003

Bathroom Advice

Earlier tonight I was brushing my teeth when two gentlemen entered the bathroom in order to go pee. For the sake of protecting their identities, I will simply refer to them as “My Roommate“ and “The Vegetarian Who Is Indian and Lives in Room 414.” Please understand that while I do not normally make a habit of watching other men pee, I did notice with great dismay that “My Roommate,” upon having completed the process, left the bathroom without washing his hands. A short time later, “The Vegetarian” also finished urinating and stepped out of the stall. Surely, I thought—surely!—our Indian friend would not follow in the steps of “My Roommate” and commit the same faux pas. But alas, again I was let down, as “The Vegetarian” gaily sauntered out of the bathroom without hardly a glance at the sink.

Please, people, in the name of common social decency—wash your hands after you go to the bathroom! Especially if “Your Roommate” is really bored and has a blog.

.: posted by Boris 1:01 AM

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