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Email me if you wish. Sunday, December 22, 2002Little KidsI hate little kids. They’re mean and stupid. Mean, because they make fun of fat kids. And stupid, because they don’t realize that it’s not necessarily the fat kids’ fault that they’re fat. Now, I know exactly what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “Aha! I found a hole in Boris’s logic! His sole basis for saying that kids are mean is the fact that they make fun of fat kids, but obviously fat kids don’t make fun of themselves, thus they are not mean, thus not all little kids are mean, and thus Boris is wrong, as usual.” I have to admit, that was pretty impressive of you. It’s a pretty good argument. Very good, actually, when one considers that you came up with it in, what, ten seconds, probably less, however long it takes to read four sentences. Unfortunately, you’re wrong. Here’s why: take a fat kid and give him liposuction, turn him into one of the normal kids, and you know what he’ll do? He’ll turn right around and start making fun of the fat kids that used to be his friends. We all know it’s true. In fact, it serves as even greater proof of how evil little kids are. I hate them. .: posted by Boris 10:36 PM
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