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Monday, November 04, 2002
Andy Vs. Roger: the Showdown
Andy, in his blog, which you should all by the way check out, states:
"For those of you who don't quite understand, the frictional coefficient ranges from 0 to 1, and at 0, it's like a wet bar of soap on a perfectly smooth layer of ice.... no friction at all. 1 is for two things that are super glued together."
Then Roger tells me:
Vorlon says: andy is bad at physics
Boris says: why do you say so?
Vorlon says: a wet bar of soap on ice would freeze to the ice, plenty of friction there
OUCH! Smackdown!! Now, I know what you're all wondering: What's Andy gonna do?? Is he just gonna let Roger stomp all over him like that?!
And the answer is: yes, Andy IS gonna let Rogelio stomp all over him like that, because Mister Andy-poo NEVER READS MY BLOG! "Dude, Boris, I checked out that blog thing of yours," Andy told me a while back, "but all the entries were so dang LONG that I couldn't bring myself to read any of them." Well, he won't read this one, either, so he'll never be able to retailate against Roger's crushing blow to his ego because he'll never know that a crushing blow to his ego took place.
Poor Andy. I feel bad now. Maybe one of you guys should tell him about this blog entry so that he can get a fair chance to defend himself? Because who knows--maybe the soap will be going so fast along the ice that it won't have time to freeze. Or something. I'm sure Andy will put up a good fight. Roger saying that Andy is "bad at physics." Yowza!
.: posted by Boris 8:01 PM
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